KAPPA MIKEEEEEY

I miss that show :’(

geromytime:

wow that is a misleading ad
jakewikstrom:

petewentzemolobster:

nailed it

Robert Downs Jr.

santibronze:

there should be a feature that allows you to customize your follow/unfollow button mine would look like this 

my mom said i had a girl butt then she punched my ass

queefnasty:

i think i was just molested

or she just jealous

i’m body conscious now

epy0n:

YO BITCH LOOKIN THIRSTY ILL BUY HER A LEMON BRISK

l0itersquad:

avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

passable barrier reef

The satisfactory hulk

anrdew:

oh mY GOD

blackstanlee:

mizztwerk:

boozledorf:

yufeelme:

don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music

I sense a contradiction in terms.

“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch. ”Rap” implies a lack thereof. Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron. If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.

when white people like to act like they’re smart and superior in some fashion because they use SAT words

that didn’t even fucking make sense

This is why abortions should stay legal.